OK, so its not quite Ban Knives! But a parody at NRO wants us to: Ban Bathtubs!
I think one could easily exchange the word "guns" for "bathtubs" in the NRO piece, and many people would have no problem with it.
I also want to point you to the opposing view. I don't mean to trivialize the situation (and I don't think that Stephen Moore does either), it is horrible. Because I'm not yet a mother, I can't really comment or sympathize with any authority. However, in both of these cases, if things were that bad, I do have a question: why did they have more kids?